yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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