He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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