Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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