I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
NoShamevember. You game?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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