what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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