i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
