Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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