shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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