My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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