you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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