Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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