You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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