Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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