awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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