i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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