i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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