yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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