Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She told me I should be a condom model.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Randomize