Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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