Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
bring money and cleavage
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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