Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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