Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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