I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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