When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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