i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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