how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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