You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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