I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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