he thought i was a dude.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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