North Korea, Best Korea!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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