Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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