Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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