I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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