I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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