And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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