Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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