If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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