I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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