Just fell off a train. Bad.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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