Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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