i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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