Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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