Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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