But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
