I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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