we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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