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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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