So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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