with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Randomize
