Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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