so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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