I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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