you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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