I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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